Dr.No
Contributor
Posts: 177
|
Post by Dr.No on Jul 6, 2005 12:48:18 GMT
Stupid question: Does "5/-" denote cost?
|
|
|
Post by valis on Jul 6, 2005 19:31:27 GMT
Beatle Paul,
I own that 1966 Christmas special, it's twice as large as a normal issue (A4 instead of A5) and has some interesting interviews in it.
I've been having some problems with my scanner lately, there appears a very annoying red line on the screen which ruins bigger scans. Does anyone have an idea what the problem might be? I still have a lot of stuff I'd like to put online but that red line problem totally ruins my fun.
Guitarjon, that "5/-"denotes the cost.
All Love Jan
|
|
|
Post by beatled on Jul 7, 2005 1:24:56 GMT
The whole batch you sent me when you started having problems is here: http://*banned link*/Shoebox/Valis/3_22_05/ But here's an example of that troublesome red line: http://*banned link*/Shoebox/Valis/3_22_05/m3jpgr1.jpg[/img]
|
|
|
Post by abbey on Jul 7, 2005 3:06:54 GMT
Is the red line caused by your scanner? ? Thank you, Taxman! I try to keep things lively and intelligent........ Ludwig, I am glad to know you were just being funny...but it seemed like people were acting as if Paul was really a female...........or had lost his Johnson in a lightning strike! Glad we all appreciate that fact that Paul was all male amd fully intact!!!! Chris got tired of reading all the inanities and threw up her hands. Don't worry she is still around and is in touch with yours truly. ;D ;D ;D ;D Yes, Jeri Crowley was the secretary who really existed and she appears to be a she. Anyone want to check this out and locate the lady and find out if she is and always was a female? My hat's off to anyone who can do that. ;D ;D ;D And live.....she looks capable of taking care of herself.
|
|
TheDZ
Provocative Operator
Posts: 435
|
Post by TheDZ on Jul 7, 2005 5:22:36 GMT
Is the red line caused by your scanner? ? Thank you, Taxman! I try to keep things lively and intelligent........ Ludwig, I am glad to know you were just being funny...but it seemed like people were acting as if Paul was really a female...........or had lost his Johnson in a lightning strike! Glad we all appreciate that fact that Paul was all male amd fully intact!!!! Chris got tired of reading all the inanities and threw up her hands. Don't worry she is still around and is in touch with yours truly. ;D ;D ;D ;D Yes, Jeri Crowley was the secretary who really existed and she appears to be a she. Anyone want to check this out and locate the lady and find out if she is and always was a female? My hat's off to anyone who can do that. ;D ;D ;D And live.....she looks capable of taking care of herself. On my visit to the Bettie Page Clinic, I found this wonderful fashion accessory!.... OneTwo A Matching Pair! One for each of you! How Lovely... You should really give them a try, dears!
|
|
|
Post by BeatlePaul on Jul 7, 2005 8:00:07 GMT
Yes, Jeri Crowley was the secretary who really existed and she appears to be a she. Anyone want to check this out and locate the lady and find out if she is and always was a female? My hat's off to anyone who can do that. ;D ;D ;D And live.....she looks capable of taking care of herself. Sadly I've found NO PHOTO about her "outside" Magical Mystery Tour.... Glad we all appreciate that fact that Paul was all male amd fully intact!!!! Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be There's a shadow hanging over me oh, yesterday came suddenly ...love was such an easy game to play Now I need a place to hide away oh, I believe in yesterday
Surely he was "ALL" male BEFORE "Yesterday" song.... I am not so sure HOW he was "after" that declaration....
|
|
|
Post by BeatlePaul on Jul 7, 2005 8:02:14 GMT
Beatle Paul, I own that 1966 Christmas special, it's twice as large as a normal issue (A4 instead of A5) and has some interesting interviews in it. I've been having some problems with my scanner lately, there appears a very annoying red line on the screen which ruins bigger scans. Does anyone have an idea what the problem might be? I still have a lot of stuff I'd like to put online but that red line problem totally ruins my fun. Guitarjon, that "5/-"denotes the cost. All Love Jan Try to change acquiring app .... If it persists ...change scanner
|
|
|
Post by abbey on Jul 7, 2005 13:05:20 GMT
You're going to use the lyrics for Yesterday to try to prove that Paul's manhood was damaged ? Yesterday was written about true love lost. It's not meant to be taken LITERALLY I don't understand you people. Have you totally lost your way ? I'd like to know who it is who has led BP down the garden path. If anyone seems to not be half the man he used to be, it's BP. I sometimes wonder if he also has been REPLACED BTW, this isn't SMA. It's a very close friend of hers who used to be a huge contributor to this forum. I left because I can see that no good is going to come of this. BP is now changed the story to the point that Paul isn't even dead. How can he keep the same title for the forum ? When was the last time anyone tried to determine what really happened to Brian & his replacement ? This place has gone to hell in a handbasket
|
|
|
Post by BeatlePaul on Jul 8, 2005 1:22:26 GMT
You're going to use the lyrics for Yesterday to try to prove that Paul's manhood was damaged ? Yesterday was written about true love lost. It's not meant to be taken LITERALLY I don't understand you people. Have you totally lost your way ? I'd like to know who it is who has led BP down the garden path. If anyone seems to not be half the man he used to be, it's BP. I sometimes wonder if he also has been REPLACED BTW, this isn't SMA. It's a very close friend of hers who used to be a huge contributor to this forum. I left because I can see that no good is going to come of this. BP is now changed the story to the point that Paul isn't even dead. How can he keep the same title for the forum ? When was the last time anyone tried to determine what really happened to Brian & his replacement ? This place has gone to hell in a handbasket Chris .... just a note... Using another's member account it's just forbidden by ProBoards rules. Well ... what to say... This place works really fine now. I am glad. "Paula" was NOT put on Magical Mystery Tour booklet by me or by Apollo C. Vermouth. So all the other comics, photos and their references. Just purchasing it and seeing directly... From me to you... All that can explain so much... Very probably this is a CLINIC It is on a hill. It appears at the beginning of Magical Mystery Tour Film. I tell you man he living there stillrecluded like the Iron Mask because he became as a freak, as a fool.... while Bill was the "Sun King" ... Paul was a dead man ..... Miss him miss him miss him
|
|
The Question
Contributor
You say why, I say I don't know
Posts: 15
|
Post by The Question on Jul 8, 2005 7:38:34 GMT
Her name is Jeni Crowley, Beatles fan club secretary from London If you listen to the first Beatles Christmas Record, George says: "Thank you, Ringo! Thank you, Ringo! We'll phone you! (Ha ha ha!) I'm George Harrison. Nobody else said anything yet about our fan club secretaries, Ann Collingham and Bettina Rose, not to mention Freda Kelly in Liverpool. (Good old Freda!) So on behalf of us all, I'd just like to say a great, big thank you to Ann, Bettina and Freda for all the hard work they've done and we just hope you can go on pleasing us for a long time, 'cause it's gonna cause it to your reactions are to our records that really matters, and I just like to say..."That message was recorded in the end of 1963, and there's no Jeni... Was that character created later? Don't forget the first person in the Sgt Pepper's cover. Alistair Crowley
|
|
|
Post by Michelle66 on Jul 8, 2005 14:22:04 GMT
|
|
|
Post by defhermit on Jul 8, 2005 18:11:45 GMT
That's the point I was making when I joked that she must be Aleister Crowley's satanic love child...
|
|
|
Post by BeatlePaul on Jul 8, 2005 19:28:05 GMT
That's what we needed! Michelle is working fantastic!
|
|
|
Post by BeatlePaul on Jul 8, 2005 19:29:49 GMT
Her name is Jeni Crowley, Beatles fan club secretary from London If you listen to the first Beatles Christmas Record, George says: "Thank you, Ringo! Thank you, Ringo! We'll phone you! (Ha ha ha!) I'm George Harrison. Nobody else said anything yet about our fan club secretaries, Ann Collingham and Bettina Rose, not to mention Freda Kelly in Liverpool. (Good old Freda!) So on behalf of us all, I'd just like to say a great, big thank you to Ann, Bettina and Freda for all the hard work they've done and we just hope you can go on pleasing us for a long time, 'cause it's gonna cause it to your reactions are to our records that really matters, and I just like to say..."That message was recorded in the end of 1963, and there's no Jeni... Was that character created later? Don't forget the first person in the Sgt Pepper's cover. Alistair CrowleyThat's what we need - part II- Excellent Sir!
|
|
|
Post by TotalInformation on Jul 10, 2005 8:09:32 GMT
I joked that she must be Aleister Crowley's satanic love child...
That still seems far more likely than the idea she is JPM. Aliester was around long enough. She could also be a grandaughter, for that matter.
One wonders what exactly JPM's entree into Crowley was. It is more likely it was the time spent in LA with the Agape Lodge types than a fan club secretary, certainly.
(And if you're talking "Satanic love child" literally, it was that same OTO lodge "20 years ago" before Pepper that had its space-scientist head trying to create a Crowleyan homunculus.)
|
|
TheDZ
Provocative Operator
Posts: 435
|
Post by TheDZ on Jul 11, 2005 19:45:31 GMT
Oo You
Look like a woman, Dressed like a lady. Talk like a baby, ooh-ooh, Love like a woman, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
Ooh-ooh, you, Ow! Ooh, you.
Walk like a woman, ooh-ooh, Sing like a blackbird, ah-ha. Eat like a hungry, ooh-ooh, Cook like a woman, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
Ooh-ooh, woman, oh-oh-oh. Ow! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, Ooh, you.
Look like a woman, Oo-oo-oo, dressed like a lady. Oo-oo-oo, talk like a baby, Golly, golly, golly, golly, go, go, ooh. Love like a woman, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh. Ooh.....
|
|
TheDZ
Provocative Operator
Posts: 435
|
Post by TheDZ on Jul 11, 2005 20:17:48 GMT
Temporary Secretary McCartney II
Mister Marks Can You Find For Me Someone Strong And Sweet Fitting On My Knee She Can Keep Her Job If She Gets It Wrong Ah, But Mister Marks I Won't Need Her Long All I Need Is Help For A Little While We Can Take Dictation And Learn To Smile And A Temporary Secretary Is What I Need For To Do The Job
I Need A Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary
Mister Marks Could You Send Her Quick 'Cause My Regular Has Been Getting Sick
I Need A Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary
Mister Marks I Can Pay Her Well If She Comes Along And Can Stay A Spell I Will Promise Now That I'll Treat Her Right And Will Rarely Keep Her 'Til Late At Night
I Need A..
She Can Be A Belly Dancer I Don't Need A Need Romancer She Can Be A Diplomat But I Don't Need A Girl Like That She Can Be A Neurosurgeon If She's Doin' Nothing' Urgent What I Need's A Temporary, Temporary Secretary I Need A, I Need A Temporary Secretary. Temporary Secretary Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary
Now Mister Marks When I Send Her Back Will You Please Make Sure She Stays On The Right Track
Spoken: Well I Know How Hard It Is For Young Girls These Days In The Face Of Everything To Stay On The Right Track
What I Need's A Temporary, Temporary Secretary Temporary Secretary I Need A / Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary I Need A Temporary Secretary. Temporary Secretary, Temporary Secretary.
|
|
|
Post by beatled on Jul 11, 2005 23:03:36 GMT
What Dezomb forgot to mention is that both those songs are incorporated into the Twin Freaks album. Oo You is actually the beginning part of "Long Haired Lady (reprise)" in instrumental form, and a sped up kinda cool mix of "Temporary Secretary" is on there as well. Guess it's a test of your Bill musical knowledge, of which I had almost none past the early Wings years till I got into this topic.
My spin on the "Temp" song is that Bill was initially thought of as just that, "taking dictation" to me means perhaps singing back what you are told to sing. Of course Being "dictated" to also means doing as you are told, no?
I'll point this out, only because the first incarnation of "Rinse The Raindrops" had an interesting couple of lines, as I posted in this clip:
http://*banned link*/Shoebox/Raindropsclip.mp3
At the end of the Freaks version, it says: "a chick, a chick, a woman", followed by the sound TV stations used to make when they ran the test pattern at the end of the broadcast day.
Pointing it out, but no I'm not trying to imply that it leads to certain theories that have been bandied about recently. Just think that's another puzzler, to end the song that way.
|
|
TheDZ
Provocative Operator
Posts: 435
|
Post by TheDZ on Jul 12, 2005 22:30:24 GMT
Hey thanks for pointing that out JoJo, I wasn't aware that they were on Twin Freaks! I was just combing through Bill's lyrics to see what was ringing a bell with this thread... No lie! Uhmm... Glass OnionI told you about strawberry fields, You know the place where nothing is real. Well here's another place you can go, Where everything flows. Looking through the bent backed tulips, To see how the other half live. Looking through a glass onion. I told you about the walrus and me-man, You know that we're as close as can be-man. Well here's another clue for you all, The walrus was Paul. Standing on the cast iron shore-yeah, Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet-yeah. Looking through a glass onion. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Looking through a glass onion. I told you about the fool on the hill, I tell you man he living there still. Well here's another place you can be, Listen to me. Fixing a hole in the ocean, Trying to make a dove-tail joint-yeah. Looking through a glass onion. "There was an old woman..." by Mother Goose There was an old woman Lived under a hill; And if she's not gone, She lives there still. I told you about the fool on the hill I tell you man he living there still. John seems unambiguous here. She's not gone.....
|
|
|
Post by TotalInformation on Jul 12, 2005 22:58:20 GMT
What makes you so sure those are clonepaul's lyrics? I rather think it was something JPM wrote mostly about himself, as part of the aborted "Magical Mystery Tiour" project he was working on when he was murdered. --------------------- the fool is no fool. The Fool card is not a representation of a village idiot but of a court jester. In previous times the court jester was one of the few people that could speak the truth without worry of punishment from the king. The old saying that truth is often said in jest is derived from the court jester. The truth that he spoke was disregarded by many of the court but the essence of his thoughts was planted in their minds to influence their actions at a later date. The true essence of the Fool is not of folly and irresponsibility but of truth. The Fool card is also very rich in symbolism that is often overlooked. The Fool is an adventurer going out into the world with a fresh and open mind. He is sometimes seen carrying a white rose which represents his purity of mind and lack of prejudice. The wallet or sack that he carries contains all of the experiences from his past that he now uses wisely. He remembers the lessons that he has learned, but has left behind his fears and inhibitions. It is also said that the bag is a representation of the collective unconscious spoke of by the famous psychiatrist, Jung. The Fool's companion is usually a dog playing at his heels. The dog, representative of the Fool's primitive instinct, symbolizes the harmony with this facet of his personality. Another popular symbol within the card is a cliff or an abyss that the Fool is heading directly for without care. This is not a sign of carelessness but a sign of fearlessness. Just as children are born with no fear of heights, the Fool has no fear of the potential fall. With the confidence and wonder of a child, he may proceed without falling, such as a cartoon character can that is not aware of gravity. A new beginning is often heralded by the Fool. He is a symbol of a spiritual birth or of a new cycle which will lead to divine wisdom. [...] www.darkmoonpsychic.com/Articles/fool_is_no_fool_by_adam_kane.htm
|
|
|
Post by beatled on Jul 12, 2005 23:49:31 GMT
Cool that you picked two songs that were from the Freaks without knowing they actually were.
I was gonna say that taking a line from a Mother Goose poem is very Lennon. Read his two books, you'll see what I mean.
|
|
TheDZ
Provocative Operator
Posts: 435
|
Post by TheDZ on Jul 12, 2005 23:49:40 GMT
Do you mean the Fool on the Hill Lyrics, Total? Either those were written by John (ie. I told you about the fool on the hill) or reworked by John. It is possible that JPM wrote the music for that tune before Pepper. I'm certain Faul didn't write it , or sing it for that matter.
The Fool on the Hill
Day after day, alone on a hill The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still But nobody wants to know him They can see that he's just a fool And he never gives an answer
But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around
Well on the way, head in a cloud The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud But nobody ever hears him Or the sound he appears to make And he never seems to notice
But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around
And nobody seems to like him They can tell what he wants to do And he never shows his feelings
But the fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around
Round and round and round
He never listens to them He knows that they're the fools They don't like him The fool on the hill Sees the sun going down And the eyes in his head See the world spinning around
|
|
TheDZ
Provocative Operator
Posts: 435
|
Post by TheDZ on Jul 13, 2005 0:54:00 GMT
Cool that you picked two songs that were from the Freaks without knowing they actually were. I was gonna say that taking a line from a Mother Goose poem is very Lennon. Read his two books, you'll see what I mean. Lennon (Beatles) referenced Mother Goose frequently... Lady MadonnaLady Madonna, children at your feet Wonder how you manage to make ends meet Who find the money when you pay the rent Did you think that money was heaven sent Friday night arrives without a suitcase Sunday morning creeping like a nun Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlegs(lace?) See how they run Lady Madonna, baby at your breast Wonders how you manage to feed the rest Pa pa pa pa... See how they run Lady Madonna lying on the bed Listen to the music playing in your head Tuesday afternoon is never ending Wednesday morning papers didn't come Thursday night you stocking needed mending See how they run Lady Madonna, children at your feet Wonder how you manage to make ends meet "A Week of Birthdays..."by Mother Goose Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace; Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go; Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for its living; But the child that is born on the Sabbath day Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay. "Three blind mice! See, how they run..."by Mother Goose Three blind mice! See, how they run! They all ran after the farmer's wife, Who cut off their tails with the carving knife! Did you ever see such a thing in your life? Three blind mice! I am the WalrusI am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I’m crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob. Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run. I’m crying, I’m crying. I’m crying, I’m crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob. Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don’t come, you get a tan From standing in the english rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob. Expert textpert choking smokers, Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snied. I’m crying. Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower. Elementary penguin singing hari krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan POE. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob. Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo. Notice.. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. Man to boy, boy to girl.... Who cut off their tails with the carving knife!... Thursday night you stocking needed mending See how they run Lady Madonna... She's not gone...
|
|
TheDZ
Provocative Operator
Posts: 435
|
Post by TheDZ on Jul 13, 2005 3:44:37 GMT
More Mother Goose/Beatles connections.. Humpty DumptyBy:Mother Goose Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the King's horses, and all the King's men Cannot put Humpty Dumpty together again. (The Eggman) Cry, BabyBy:Mother Goose Cry, baby, cry, Put your finger in your eye, And tell your mother it wasn't I. Cry Baby CrySing a Song of SixpenceBy:Mother Goose Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye; Four-and-twenty blackbirds Baked in a pie! When the pie was opened The birds began to sing; Was not that a dainty dish To set before the king? The king was in his counting-house, Counting out his money; The queen was in the parlor, Eating bread and honey. The maid was in the garden, Hanging out the clothes; When down came a blackbird And snapped off her nose. The Mulberry BushBy:Mother Goose Here we go round the mulberry bush, The mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, Here we go round the mulberry bush. On a cold and frosty morning. This is the way we wash our hands, Wash our hands, wash our hands, This is the way we wash our hands, On a cold and frosty morning. This is the way we wash our clothes, Wash our clothes, wash our clothes, This is the way we wash our clothes, On a cold and frosty morning. This is the way we go to school, Go to school, go to school, This is the way we go to school, On a cold and frosty morning. This is the way we come out of school, Come out of school, come out of school, This is the way we come out of school, On a cold and frosty morning. Sung by Steve Winwood in a scene cut from MMT.
|
|
|
Post by Perplexed on Jul 13, 2005 4:23:39 GMT
Four and twenty blackbirds..........
Blackbird. 24.
|
|