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Post by abbey on May 1, 2004 3:46:18 GMT
Wish I could. S.K is the resident master at that S.K. we need some of your magic to cross-fade MDC and Perplexed. Like Elidor, I have not seen them both in the same room. This gives one points to ponder Have we checked out their ears, eye space?
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Post by Palin on May 1, 2004 9:29:37 GMT
Um - This is all a bit strange, if you ask me. If you read some of Perplexed's earlier posts, they seem happier and more cheerful. Now, he has more on his mind and seems to be holding something back.
Look at the picture from 2000; he looks as if he's forcing that smile, or else it's been photo-shopped, while the woman's hand is out of sight and is probably poking a gun into P's back. I'm also sure the features don't match up, even taking into account Perplexed's lame explanation of the earlier 1973 picture. Finally, look at the way Perplexed types certain words now, and compare it to the same words from earlier posts eg
"sceptic" and "skeptic" - seems like two different people to me, although I'm sure it can all be explained away...
PS A journalist just contacted me while I was typing there, and said that MDC unwittingly took the rap for Perplexed in 1980. Perplexed had been brainwashed into being a stooge for the CIA/FBI/MI6/KGB/Walmart earlier that year. Once Perplexed had done the unspeakable, MDC was brought into play and was fitted up for a crime he clearly didn't commit.
Perplexed was then debriefed, and returned to his normal life as an upstanding citizen, while MDC went to jail. Shocking but true. All this can be verified - there is seemingly a document circulating on the internet called 40plus - a reference to the age Perplexed would be if he was over 40. My contact has over 10 000 photos, diaries and newspaper clippings to this effect, explaining how the deed was done.
Now, I have been reliably informed, Perplexed will shortly be activated again, this time to take out Elidor, who was the first to work out what had happened. Ironically, and in time honoured fashion, Perplexed was responsible for dropping the clues and drawing people's attention to what actually happened that year. This is something the Illuminat do - particularly 33rd degree masons. The angle of Perplexed's tie in the 1973 shot supposedly confirms he is one of these.
Be afraid, be a wee bit afraid.
Hey - did anyone else hear someone mutter "If it hadn't been for those pesky kids...."
God they're comi
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Post by Perplexed on May 1, 2004 9:50:17 GMT
Well, the real culprit here may just be excessive carbohydrayes, hydrogenated animal fats, and an astounding lack of sunlight and excersize. We are too busy at the Montauk Academy for Unwitting Spies to worry about all that; besides the cafeteria food is atrocious. As soon as I graduate, I'm gettin' me a certified nutritionist and plastic surgeon. I guess people DO change over time. I tend to look different angle to angle. haircut to haircut, lighting to lighting. Lately I've come to think that soft focus might be my best bet.........................
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Post by SunKing on May 1, 2004 13:20:46 GMT
... always the same ...
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Post by LUCY on May 1, 2004 20:53:08 GMT
GAWD what a blatant name dropper. just kidding P man. and you're NOT fat.
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Post by Perplexed on May 1, 2004 21:05:49 GMT
Palin----you are making me laugh in a way so difficult even to describe.
Sun King-----well then, forensically speaking I guess, I am still me.
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Post by Perplexed on May 1, 2004 21:12:20 GMT
GAWD what a blatant name dropper. just kidding P man. and you're NOT fat. Well, that was four years and fifty pounds ago. Life got good for a while and eating out and eating large is a thing of which I must learn to limit. Ya' know, I maybe should have not used that particular pic-------you can see that I am happy to have it, but I must be honest and emphasize that we met very very briefly, period.
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Post by PaulBearer on May 2, 2004 8:56:20 GMT
... always the same ... Yes, but now you need to cross-fade it with Mark Chapman, just to be sure it isn't him. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by BillyJones on May 3, 2004 15:44:43 GMT
P.B.!!!! Give the guy a break, ok?! ;D
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Post by Perplexed on May 4, 2004 1:01:26 GMT
...for the measure (of slack) which ye mete out to unto others shall be meted out unto you in return............. All this talk of measurements and slacks reminds me about my proposed diet.................
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Post by PaulBearer on May 5, 2004 5:42:44 GMT
While we're at it, we need to do a triple cross-fade between Perplexed, Mark Chapman, and Steven King just to see if there is a connection with the horror writer as Stephen Lightfoot seems to believe.
Even more ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Perplexed on May 5, 2004 7:59:33 GMT
This is going downhill fast. Boom. One man has brown eyes, one has hazel, and one has bright blue eyes.
One has a rare blood type, one has keloids, and one has relatively flat feet.
This little piggie went to market, this little piggie had none.........
I'm am going to be so sad one day when I wake up and realize that I lived my life for a season as a joke on the internet. ......Change my screenname to Polly Atchi, thayat's whut Ah'll doo..........
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Post by BillyJones on May 5, 2004 12:40:39 GMT
You are most definitley NOT a joke. It's just that SOME people here have a warped sense of humor ;D
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Post by abbey on Jan 12, 2005 17:13:30 GMT
Bumpity bump ;D
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Post by byrdsmaniac on Jan 12, 2005 23:04:31 GMT
This little piggie went to market, this little piggie had none........... Have you seen the little piggies?
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Post by ReallyReallyDead on Jun 27, 2005 17:59:32 GMT
sorry to bump this old topic up, but my fade obsession compelled me to make the requested fade: also:
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Post by defhermit on Jun 27, 2005 19:09:45 GMT
I think the faces should match up a little better than that for a crossfade to have any value, RRD... the second one is a lot better...
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