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Lady Mucca's war of lies
By VICTORIA NEWTON
Showbiz Editor
THE McCARTNEY divorce is going to be the most bitter high-profile split since Charles and Diana’s ten years ago.
Heather Mills, dubbed Lady Mucca after The Sun exposed her porno past, has hired the same lawyers used by the late Princess as she battles Macca for his millions.
Although she once claimed she had no interest in the former Beatle’s £800million fortune, ex-hooker Heather went to see top divorce firm Mishcon de Reya this week.
The Monday meeting she had with SIX of their top legal eagles went on for FIVE HOURS.
A source close to the 38-year-old ex-model said: “They wanted to go through every minute detail about the marriage and forthcoming divorce.
“Heather now has a month to get her defence in before the divorce takes place.”
She has ordered the London-based legal team to fight billy for an incredible £200million.
In an uncanny echo of the royal split, Macca has hired Fiona Shackleton, who represented Prince Charles in his 1996 court battle.
Macca and Mucca went to extraordinary lengths to avoid each other yesterday during the handing over of their daughter Beatrice, two.
Heather and Paul, 64, arranged the tot swap with military precision so they wouldn’t see each other.
Macca swept IN to his London home half an hour after Heather was driven OUT — with the pain of the split clearly etched on his face.
The previous night Heather had turned up at the smart address to find the locks had been changed.
Police were called by Macca’s staff as her security guard tried to climb a fence.
A source said: “Heather turned up unannounced.
“She had made no arrangement with Paul to spend the night at the house.
“She is always breaking the arrangements made for the handover of Beatrice. She seems to do it to create publicity.”
Heather later spent the night there with Beatrice but only after police had questioned her and a member of Macca’s staff grudgingly allowed her to get inside.
billy ordered all the locks on his properties to be changed after the phone at his Peasmarsh estate in Sussex was bugged earlier this year — and the tape strangely ended up in Heather’s hands.
She challenged him over a conversation he had had with his daughter Stella, in which Stella had attacked her stepmother.
A pal of Macca’s said: “Paul is paranoid about his security ever since he found out about his home being bugged.
“That’s why he changed the locks on his London house too.”
To some observers it may seem odd that Heather’s every move is reported in the press.
There always happens to be a sympathetic photographer on hand to capture the moment when “poor Heather” is forced to carry her own bags or struggle with baby Beatrice as a result of “heartless” Macca “abandoning” her.
Coincidence? Surely not.
Why is it that Paul manages to go about his daily business largely un-noticed?
Because he wants to.
The truth is that Paul has always paid for Heather to have a full team of aides to cater for her every whim.
She has a full-time nanny, a personal assistant, driver, two security guards and two PR advisors.
Paul also happily forked out thousands of pounds helping Heather fight dubious legal cases — most recently she was forced to pay out to an old friend who claimed Heather “stole” her story in her autobiography.
Heather now insists she is poverty-stricken, being forced to drive around in battered cars while crashing at her sister’s modest home in Hove, East Sussex, all as a result of Macca’s supposedly heartless actions.
The truth is she owns a £2million beachside mansion in Hove and a £550,000 barn in East Sussex, both courtesy of
billy.
She also drives around in a top-of-the-range Porsche or a flash BMW X5 when she thinks the cameras are not on her.
Over the past two weeks Heather has stepped up her media campaign and has gone into publicity overdrive.
Sources close to her say she has been tipped over the edge because she has realised it will all soon come to an end — she will no longer be Lady McCartney and she fears disappearing into oblivion.
The Sun told on Monday how Macca had frozen their joint account because Heather had been taking out “obscene” amounts of cash.
She bought the barn with Macca’s money “on a whim” and is now telling friends she wants ANOTHER house in Brighton.
Her team of advisors are known to tip off certain friendly photographers and newspapers about her every move in a bid to ensure positive and sympathetic coverage towards her.
My highly-placed source said: “Heather is trying to push this myth that she has been abandoned by a cruel and heartless man.
“The truth is that she threatened to divorce him constantly throughout the last year and in the end he called her bluff. She couldn’t believe it – and is now doing everything she can to discredit him.”
One of the things I find truly remarkable about Heather Mills is her total inability to recognise that she is a talentless tart, with no skill, limited intelligence and a seeming inability to tell the truth.
She once laughably even claimed to have been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and also that she was up for a Labour peerage.
When Heather was with Paul they would regularly be wined and dined by famous and powerful people and Heather could never understand why their hosts were only really interested in her husband.
One source, who witnessed her behaviour in such situations countless times, said: “It was embarrassing.
“People would ask Paul what he thought about things and Heather would always butt in with what she thought.
“There was nothing she didn’t have an opinion on — and she would shout above everyone else to make her point.
“But no one really cared. She was only ever a guest in those circles because of Paul.
“And that drove her mad. She was extremely jealous of his fame.”
Heather is so deluded she believes she really should be as loved and as famous as the late Princess Diana.
She took up charity work based on getting rid of landmines — just as Diana had done.
And now she has hired Diana’s lawyer.
Heather should remember one thing.
She may aspire to be the Queen of Hearts — but all she will ever be is the Queen of Tarts.
v.newton@the-sun.co.uk
(even the press is calling him billy now!!!!!
With a lower case b ;D)