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Post by byrdsmaniac on Oct 7, 2005 0:16:09 GMT
Now, now. There's a huge article in the New York Post today (Thurs, Oct. 6, '05) that says: "Sometimes Yoko feels like her husband never left. She thinks about him constantly and, nearly 25 years after his death, still feels his presence. 'It's very difficult to explain. The thing that happened was a long, long time ago, but....I feel like he's still around, so why isn't he coming out of the kitchen; out of the next room or something,' she says. 'That's how it is. I feel that way all the time." She says that if John were alive now he'd be a computer nerd. The article states: "The ex-Beatle, who would have blown out 65 candles on his birthday cake on Sunday, would be a computer geek living in New York, guesses his widow, Yoko Ono. 'He would have jumped on Internet Web sites.....because he always liked something new', she tells the Post. "But Yoko's still stinging over the disappointing outcome of the 'Lennon' musical. 'I'm very upset that it was closed, but I also know that everything is a blessing in disguise,' she says optimistically. 'It was a very good show, and it's amazing that they suddenly decided to close, but they did.' "
Probably because his ghost was groaning loudly in the theatre, eh? ;D
" 'He would have jumped on Internet Web sites.....because he always liked something new', she tells the Post." Yeah. I think he's been visiting the PID/PWR sites.
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Post by johnny on Oct 7, 2005 2:32:59 GMT
Thank you, Perplexed, for relishing me situation......I need a warm body to help me since my fingers would go through the keys.........I will join you for a Mozart concerto later, cousin Defvomit, you live in fantasy world. 'Tis a pity you donut comprehensive Lennonistic but it does take an IQ higher than 10. TPI, SMA allowed me to use her photobucket to chose an avatar. Is there a problem with that, mate? She is a trusted fiend Sorry, SMA, but I know you can understandt and translantic me verbage. You and Chris are me friends. Byrds, as I red the articulate that you posted quoting that ape woman, I damn near blue meself up........she is a liar, a black b*tch, a #%%&$%@#@#$. They say I cannot use the words I would really like to Her piece of garbage made a mockery out of the Beatles and me and me mates..............if she could feel be 'aside her, she'd feel me boot in her arse. If the truth were beknownest the black witch has sprinkled salt around to keep a certain spirit out..........like said spirit would want to go anywhere near that monkey!!! BTW, me saw the so-called musical...........it should have folded after one viewing. Gee, I wonder whose money put that farce of lies together? Ta-ta, luvs! Defvermint, Bill has cooties
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Post by Perplexed on Oct 7, 2005 4:39:44 GMT
Thank you, Perplexed, for relishing me situation......I need a warm body to help me since my fingers would go through the keys.........I will join you for a Mozart concerto later, cousin Defvomit, you live in fantasy world. 'Tis a pity you donut comprehensive Lennonistic but it does take an IQ higher than 10. TPI, SMA allowed me to use her photobucket to chose an avatar. Is there a problem with that, mate? She is a trusted fiend Sorry, SMA, but I know you can understandt and translantic me verbage. You and Chris are me friends. Byrds, as I red the articulate that you posted quoting that ape woman, I damn near blue meself up........she is a liar, a black b*tch, a #%%&$%@#@#$. They say I cannot use the words I would really like to Her piece of garbage made a mockery out of the Beatles and me and me mates..............if she could feel be 'aside her, she'd feel me boot in her arse. If the truth were beknownest the black witch has sprinkled salt around to keep a certain spirit out..........like said spirit would want to go anywhere near that monkey!!! BTW, me saw the so-called musical...........it should have folded after one viewing. Gee, I wonder whose money put that farce of lies together? Ta-ta, luvs! Defvermint, Bill has cooties John, bud, don't mince words, OK? Just be frank, alright? Being direct is the best way to go, NOT MDC, although crazy boy went and did you the most wretched di-service. Well, I found a magazine with interesting photographs of your show, sir, and some are rather good. I will post once my scanner gets stops being possessed. I wonder who got into my scanner? They need to get out and let Perplexed run these 4 or 5 beautiful color shots of live scenes of "Lennon." A few posts ago, I said they should put an actor up there that looks like you a bit, with the granny glasses and everything. Well, silly me, whaddoIknow? They did! With a lookalike of Yoko. It's a great picture. I shall post. John, about Yoko-------hey, feel the love! I'm sure she could explain everything if you gave her half a chance. Cool it, cuz. She's still remembering you fondly! Hey, John, like, your ex-wife Cynthia was on the TV tonight, being interviewed about her new book. She calls it, simply, "John", and the cover features a really nice profile of you. She says she wrote about the time she came home from Greece to find you and Yoko in towel robes on the floor of the living room. She made a joke about, "Breakfast in Greece, Lunch in Paris. Would you care to have dinner in London?" Weren't you cold! You gave her that famous sly look, cold one you are, and said, "No." She talked about your relationship with Julian, how strained and hollow it was for a long time. I think McCartney spent more time cheering the lad up than you did, mate! Though you were trying to make up for it at the end. Before over the edge crazy psychotic boy MDC did his evil deed. He shoulda slapped himself in the head, called a doctor, taken Lithium, or checked into some helpful institution, and gotten help before he did that atrocious thing. Jessica Blankenship was a good girl, a very good person. But even she couldn't help him where his crazy mind was going. John, have you ran into Wolfie up there yet, Wolfgang Mozart? I think you two would get along famously. And if Salieri gives him any sh*t, you can come around and the two of you keep him in his place, that arrogant kanoodler. Anyway, Cynthia said that she wouldn't have done anything any differently. In spite'a your famous old temper, John boy, it seems like people just loved ya'. OK, well, enough for now. Take it easy, and I hope you win at Thursday Night Bingo Mind Games tonight. Be sure to play number nine.
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Post by abbey on Oct 7, 2005 14:16:09 GMT
This is Perplexed's last post, with a few comments from "yours truly": John, bud, don't mince words, OK? Just be frank, alright? Being direct is the best way to go, NOT MDC, although crazy boy went and did you the most wretched di-service. It took me a few minutes to realize that P meant Mark David Chapman. I know, DUH Well, I found a magazine with interesting photographs of your show, sir, and some are rather good. I will post once my scanner gets stops being possessed. I wonder who got into my scanner? They need to get out and let Perplexed run these 4 or 5 beautiful color shots of live scenes of "Lennon." Yeah, Johnny. Did you let him finally scan the darn things ;DA few posts ago, I said they should put an actor up there that looks like you a bit, with the granny glasses and everything. Well, silly me, whaddoIknow? They did! With a lookalike of Yoko. It's a great picture. I shall post. I'll be happy to see it. In the Legends in Concert thread there are some really nice photos of Lennon impersonators. One of them looks just like Johnny did in 1969. Clean shaven with his hair shoulder length & parted down the middle. John, about Yoko-------hey, feel the love! I'm sure she could explain everything if you gave her half a chance. Cool it, cuz. She's still remembering you fondly! You bet she is. She's remembering very fondly how she duped that poor man & rolled him for all he was worth Hey, John, like, your ex-wife Cynthia was on the TV tonight, being interviewed about her new book. She calls it, simply, "John", and the cover features a really nice profile of you. She says she wrote about the time she came home from Greece to find you and Yoko in towel robes on the floor of the living room. She made a joke about, "Breakfast in Greece, Lunch in Paris. Would you care to have dinner in London?" Weren't you cold! You gave her that famous sly look, cold one you are, and said, "No." That's John. He could be a man of few words, but he does get his point across BTW - Yoko used more than ordinary means to get under Johnny's skin !She talked about your relationship with Julian, how strained and hollow it was for a long time. I think McCartney spent more time cheering the lad up than you did, mate! Though you were trying to make up for it at the end. Before over the edge crazy psychotic boy MDC did his evil deed. Well, Bill always did seem to like kids. I have a few photos of him in my photobuckets with Jules. I wonder if Jules knew the difference between Paul & Bill ? I don't think Paul was as warm with Jules as Bill was. Paul had issues with lowering down his guard But then again, I have read that he was very good with his sister Ruthie. So, who knows.He shoulda slapped himself in the head, called a doctor, taken Lithium, or checked into some helpful institution, and gotten help before he did that atrocious thing. P, dear I know you mean well & all. However, MDC wasn't alone in perpetrating that heinous act. A certain black witch was there & orchestrated the whole thing. I personally think that she's the one who fired the fatal bullet. I honestly don't know which one shot Johnny more times.Jessica Blankenship was a good girl, a very good person. But even she couldn't help him where his crazy mind was going. Ever see the Manchurian Candidate ? MDC was just such a mind control subject. The poor man probably had no idea what he was doing by the time he finally was called upon to "deliver the goods". I wonder what the "trigger" was that started that whole debacle ? T.I., do you have any idea ?John, have you ran into Wolfie up there yet, Wolfgang Mozart? I think you two would get along famously. And if Salieri gives him any sh*t, you can come around and the two of you keep him in his place, that arrogant kanoodler. That's very true. Salieri was quite an arrogant man. However, Johnny can't meet Wolfgang on the other side. He WAS Mozart in one of his past lives. Just read up a bit on Mozart's life, & you will see that their personalities are quite similar. Both of them were brilliant & created music that transcends time.Anyway, Cynthia said that she wouldn't have done anything any differently. In spite'a your famous old temper, John boy, it seems like people just loved ya'. That is so very true. We all still luv yah, Johnny OK, well, enough for now. Take it easy, and I hope you win at Thursday Night Bingo Mind Games tonight. Be sure to play number nine. Number 9, Number 9, Number 9 ...
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Post by defhermit on Oct 7, 2005 18:12:35 GMT
okay, have fun... did John really talk like Ali G?
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Post by abbey on Oct 7, 2005 19:30:59 GMT
Johnny talks anyway he wants to.
But, of course, Lennonistics is/was/were his favorite. Remember John could actually sing the songs backwards; he was a big fan of Lewis Carroll and Jabberwocky; and he was a bloody genius.
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Post by defhermit on Oct 7, 2005 23:09:41 GMT
wtf are lennonistics?
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Post by johnny on Oct 9, 2005 0:07:01 GMT
Go buy my books, mate. Junko probably could use the money. Start with "In His Own Write".......that might explain it all to you. If you can understand it, that is. Then you con progress to "A Spaniard in the Works".
Or you can try reading Lewis Carroll......he is even well-known!
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Post by defhermit on Oct 9, 2005 2:08:08 GMT
Umm, what does Lewis Carroll have to do with anything... oh nevermind why am I bothering with you...
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Post by abbey on Oct 9, 2005 19:10:32 GMT
Because John was a fan of Lewis Carroll books and his use of Jobberwocky. That's where Lennonistics derived from.
John was a genius, which is one of the reasons he did so poorly at school. He was probably smarter than some of his teachers!!!!
He was throwing clues out for "y'all" long before anyone knew Paul was dead. I'm sure he was hoping someone would get the hint sooner or later.
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Post by defhermit on Oct 10, 2005 0:13:46 GMT
Twas brillig and the slithey toves did gallop and <something> in the wood.
I just paraphrased that from memory, I know I could've found it on the net...
I'm pretty sure that's the opening line from Jabberwocky, pretty close at least I know I got some of the words wrong.
What was done in Jabberwocky was the writer made up words that FIT into the language well, and the reader's ignorance of what the word meant made the fantasy world that was being described that much more fantastic.
What johnny does it cram unfunny puns into nonsense sentences.
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Post by johnny on Oct 10, 2005 0:16:56 GMT
Well, you finally are catching on, boy! I am so proud of you! Guess I'll have to speak in normal terms so I don't lose those with an inferior intellect.
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Post by defhermit on Oct 10, 2005 2:47:34 GMT
Yeah, personal attacks will prove how smart you are...
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