Please forgive that guy!
It's the most REVOLUTIONARY spy in the history!
Forgive? What's to forgive! How brilliant. That make-up job is a miracle. Who makes his cosmetic appliances, Westinghouse?
I may want to get into the business myself. Wigs, latex, spirit gum, greasepaint. I could do me with variations.
I could turn up at work a little taller, in a blonde wig, with more tan, a bigger nose, brown eyes, cotton cheeks and make everyone suspect I have been replaced. I'll do weight reduction for 2 months, secretly, padding myself up as time goes by so's no one'll notice. Then I'll pull the switch one day at work. I 'll talk in a funny accent, in a different register, and wear a dental bridge with Chicklet teeth. Cheek implants. Hell, a truck load of Botox. Lip inserts! Rubble ears! And a mole that seems to be in a different place everytime one looks.........
I will be Faux-bert. Doctor Fauxbert.
BP, that is a remarkably convincing fade.
Only one little iddy-biddy thing is speaking to me.
Look at the avatar you did for me.
Two different people.
Viv and billy. Two different people?
QUESTION:
BP. Do you believe in your heart than Viv and SirPaul are, in this photographic instance, the same person?
Take a moment to choose you answer. There is no wrong answer. It's an opinion. If you say no, we move along. If you say yes, let me hear your feelings about the possibility.
[Why am I given instructons to BP? What has come over me? I am acting like I think I'm a somebody, like I am maybe like a DoctorRobert or something'............DoctorRobert...wow, man, he's like, so totally bad, man, like, he's the boss, woah, tubular]
I forgive him, man, that's like the easy part. He is forgiven at my house, (though I never really had him up on "charges")and I guess he's forgiven at houses far and wide.
The forgiving is the easy part. The hard part is explaining it to anybody AT ALL outside these websites.
And ineveitably this little reaction comes up, "So, what your saying, P, is that they ever so non-chalantly replaced a one of the most famous bass players in the world with another guy and nooooo-body at all around him at anytime noticed anything was different?"
Then you turn red and try to worm your way around that one........
.....as the invisible but palpable haze of skepticism creeps slowly over the room like the smell of spoiled milk on a hot summer's day......you long to make it seem plausible, they long to straighten you out or have you committed.....seconds seem like hours......
and then they hit you with, "But he looks and sounds exactly the same to me."
After a silence: "Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, must be a duck!"
After another silence, "John Lennon would have never gone along with that......"
and after the final silence, " why would they need to do that? Why not just tell us he died?"
...then they bolt for the door......."I'm not leaving cause of that. Really, really, I'm not. I have to pot some azaleas.......say, i hear gardening is good for mental health. You really should consider taking it up......soon"
