Post by Imgonnaopenmymind on Oct 19, 2003 15:23:57 GMT
Here, we see Faul, with and without botulin injections to make his face...er...more compatible with Paul's image. He fails, because the injections die after an hour and then he has to pay exorbitant prices for more.
Here we go...
1967 -- the year it all began
We start with evidence of faking the Sgt. Pepper pics...
Not necessarily related to Botox, but how Faul was easily believed to be Paul that year.
Here, just before going to the MMT bus, we see a semi-natural looking Faul, if you want to call those cheeks natural. Here, the eye spacing actually looks a bit like Paul's, but the nose and hair give him away. The chin is no help; it looks more rounded. Notice the eye color looks almost blue.
Now, compare that to two images in succession, maybe an hour later on the bus...
Woah, where'd those fat little cheeks go? His chin's all pointy. The eye spacing is quite different. Most importantly, his eyes are different colors than the almost blue-ish ones before these two. The botox is obviously dead and he needs more. Maybe the lady next to him has a fresh supply.
1968 -- year two
Obviously, she didn't. He's as scrawny-looking as a bean pole. Where the hell did those squirrel-socking-away-nuts-for-winter cheeks come from? They don't even look human, not to mention that plasticine-looking nose shining in the lighting. Many surgery scars are obvious; let's face it, this guy needs someone who knows not only how to inject Botox, but can also give good makeup tips.
However, for the White Album photos, more doctory was needed, unlike the TV footage...
1969 -- year three
At least they got a beard to hide it. Now it's not as noticeable. However, as shown above, a little fakery using an old photo of Paul was necessary to fix the eye spacing, the eyebrows, and -- for an odd reason -- the angle, lighting and background color.
Now let's fast-forward to 1971, well into Faul's solo career...
Clearly, this man looks a little old for 29 and makes for an unlikely match to Paul. Also, the Botox is noticeably missing.
Moving on to 1973...
We come to "Red Rose Speedway."
Note that the rose covers the chin and upper lip, hiding surgery scars. His eyes are clearly a light hazel color. His hair is much lighter brown than we have seen before.
Now let's move forward three or four years to a day in the studio in 1975...
My one comment is: If you were him, you'd bring your Botox supply, right? Also, he's not fooling anybody. If you look closely, you'll notice his bass is not plugged in, so he is not really playing.
Sometime in the 1970s/1980s/1990s
Someone better stop outlining his scars and age wrinkles in magic marker. It's not funny anymore...and where's your friggin' Botox?
This was taken about 1981. Well, there's a wig glued down onto his shaved head, as if no one would notice. By the time this piccie was taken, his injectionist had obviously taken a break. She needed one, considering she was providing Botox injections to a pop star every other hour day after day from 1967 to now. During this break, she obviously gained a tendency to get drunk and pissed out of her head and then pissed off at people, evidenced by two of the following...
Boy was his Botox injectionist pissed, either out of her head or at him. Otherwise, she wouldn't have given him those cheeks half the size of my uncle's hindquarters. Also, he's obviously wearing a wig, I can see a few stray hairs popping out from under it. I didn't know the 3000 BC practice of wearing dead marmots on your head was stylish again.
Not only do we learn that Faul uses his writing hand more, but also that his injectionist sometimes decides to go to the bar instead of applying herself fully to her work. Here, we see that his face is inconsistent with Paul's.
Maybe he overdoes it on the foods. Or she was pissed again.
(to tune of "Free as a Bird") Skin...thin as hell
First off, talk about casting inhibition to the wind. Second off, she's evidently interested in where the Botox is going.
Well...for the moment, we're done. If anything more embarrassing rears its ugly head, then maybe we'll post it.
Openmind
Here we go...
1967 -- the year it all began
We start with evidence of faking the Sgt. Pepper pics...
Not necessarily related to Botox, but how Faul was easily believed to be Paul that year.
Here, just before going to the MMT bus, we see a semi-natural looking Faul, if you want to call those cheeks natural. Here, the eye spacing actually looks a bit like Paul's, but the nose and hair give him away. The chin is no help; it looks more rounded. Notice the eye color looks almost blue.
Now, compare that to two images in succession, maybe an hour later on the bus...
Woah, where'd those fat little cheeks go? His chin's all pointy. The eye spacing is quite different. Most importantly, his eyes are different colors than the almost blue-ish ones before these two. The botox is obviously dead and he needs more. Maybe the lady next to him has a fresh supply.
1968 -- year two
Obviously, she didn't. He's as scrawny-looking as a bean pole. Where the hell did those squirrel-socking-away-nuts-for-winter cheeks come from? They don't even look human, not to mention that plasticine-looking nose shining in the lighting. Many surgery scars are obvious; let's face it, this guy needs someone who knows not only how to inject Botox, but can also give good makeup tips.
However, for the White Album photos, more doctory was needed, unlike the TV footage...
1969 -- year three
At least they got a beard to hide it. Now it's not as noticeable. However, as shown above, a little fakery using an old photo of Paul was necessary to fix the eye spacing, the eyebrows, and -- for an odd reason -- the angle, lighting and background color.
Now let's fast-forward to 1971, well into Faul's solo career...
Clearly, this man looks a little old for 29 and makes for an unlikely match to Paul. Also, the Botox is noticeably missing.
Moving on to 1973...
We come to "Red Rose Speedway."
Note that the rose covers the chin and upper lip, hiding surgery scars. His eyes are clearly a light hazel color. His hair is much lighter brown than we have seen before.
Now let's move forward three or four years to a day in the studio in 1975...
My one comment is: If you were him, you'd bring your Botox supply, right? Also, he's not fooling anybody. If you look closely, you'll notice his bass is not plugged in, so he is not really playing.
Sometime in the 1970s/1980s/1990s
Someone better stop outlining his scars and age wrinkles in magic marker. It's not funny anymore...and where's your friggin' Botox?
This was taken about 1981. Well, there's a wig glued down onto his shaved head, as if no one would notice. By the time this piccie was taken, his injectionist had obviously taken a break. She needed one, considering she was providing Botox injections to a pop star every other hour day after day from 1967 to now. During this break, she obviously gained a tendency to get drunk and pissed out of her head and then pissed off at people, evidenced by two of the following...
Boy was his Botox injectionist pissed, either out of her head or at him. Otherwise, she wouldn't have given him those cheeks half the size of my uncle's hindquarters. Also, he's obviously wearing a wig, I can see a few stray hairs popping out from under it. I didn't know the 3000 BC practice of wearing dead marmots on your head was stylish again.
Not only do we learn that Faul uses his writing hand more, but also that his injectionist sometimes decides to go to the bar instead of applying herself fully to her work. Here, we see that his face is inconsistent with Paul's.
Maybe he overdoes it on the foods. Or she was pissed again.
(to tune of "Free as a Bird") Skin...thin as hell
First off, talk about casting inhibition to the wind. Second off, she's evidently interested in where the Botox is going.
Well...for the moment, we're done. If anything more embarrassing rears its ugly head, then maybe we'll post it.
Openmind