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Post by SunKing on Apr 18, 2004 22:22:08 GMT
Faul's nose tip (when similiar to James Paul's one) was always a make up. Full legal evidence!
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Post by BillyJones on Apr 20, 2004 13:03:12 GMT
Very interesting, SunKing.
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Post by abbey on Apr 22, 2004 14:01:46 GMT
So when Faul and Heather go to bed, she removes her wooden leg and he removes his plastiline nose ;D Hope he quit smoking all together. It would be embarassing to light a ciggie, not be paying too close attention to what you're doing or have the flame set too high on your lighter, and your nose starts to melt
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Post by PaulBearer on Apr 22, 2004 16:05:26 GMT
...and your wife's leg starts to burn! ;D
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Post by abbey on Apr 22, 2004 19:42:18 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one, Paul Bearer. Am still laughing
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Post by BillyJones on Apr 22, 2004 22:05:31 GMT
Guys ;D
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Post by abbey on Apr 22, 2004 23:50:25 GMT
;D ;D ;D Wellllll, what can I say
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Post by Perplexed on Apr 24, 2004 6:41:22 GMT
The remarks above about Heather and Paul (the prothesis references)---I feel, were really unkind. I winced reading them----sorry, guys, hate me or consider me a prude or stick in the mud---but it ain't right to engage in that, in my opinion. I'm not really a puritan or goody two shoes----but those two remarks, I believe, are not funny. A mean shot at someone's physical issues, the way I feel about it , is uncalled for. Please, please.
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Post by SunKing on Apr 26, 2004 8:31:31 GMT
... James Paul McCartney had ALWAYS the same nose tip... .... Faul[/size], instead has to decide what "model" of nose to adopt....yet! (BTW Full legal value!)
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Post by BillyJones on Apr 26, 2004 12:32:04 GMT
Great work as always, S.K.!
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Post by PaulBearer on Apr 26, 2004 14:50:26 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one, Paul Bearer. Am still laughing *starts singing* "Well, put another leg on the fire..."
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Post by Elidor on Apr 26, 2004 15:40:21 GMT
I heard that Paul got Heather a plane for her birthday. I think he got her moisturiser for the other leg.
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Post by LUCY on Apr 26, 2004 16:14:00 GMT
I'm with Perplexed on this folks. hit the modify.
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Post by abbey on Apr 26, 2004 16:38:28 GMT
Paul Bearer, I liked that one. Hey, a runny nose takes on a whole new meaning ;D ;D ;D
Better not sit too close to those roaring flames!
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Post by abbey on Apr 26, 2004 16:41:38 GMT
I heard that Paul got Heather a plane for her birthday. I think he got her moisturiser for the other leg. I some orange oil furnisher polish for the other!
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Post by Pat on Apr 26, 2004 20:30:07 GMT
I'm with Perplexed on this folks. hit the modify. Or maybe both of you should lighten up and not worry about what is said on an internet forum... Please, please.
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Post by Palin on Apr 26, 2004 21:13:01 GMT
I heard that Paul got Heather a plane for her birthday. I think he got her moisturiser for the other leg. Can I just point out, that a "plane" is a tool used by carpenters for working on wood.....?
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Post by LUCY on Apr 26, 2004 23:39:32 GMT
Or maybe both of you should lighten up and not worry about what is said on an internet forum... Please, please. Lighten up? what shade? Oak? or Pine? I like Ash, personally. At the very least, then, come up with your OWN material, girls.
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Post by PaulBearer on Apr 27, 2004 2:35:06 GMT
Heather's always shown herself to have good humour about what happened to her (if the documentary is to be believed) so why can't we? The only one who is allowed to take "offense" is her, and she woodn't (mispelling intended), so please don't presume to take offense on her behalf.
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Post by Perplexed on Apr 27, 2004 3:32:09 GMT
Well, I guess I am just too sensitive. I guess different people have different personalities. Good for Heather to be able to be upbeat and even light in dealing with talking about it. I have a friend who had polio, who dances with his crutches when at a disco, and never gets all serious or sensitive about it.
Even so, I guess you let people set the "tone" first, then follow suit if it seems aproppo. I'll pass. I am fatter, yes, fatter, there I said it, than I've ever been, and I am still all sensitive about it. Yes it's true. Waaaahh-waahhh-wahhhh! That's my problem, I admit. Remarks I got last week from an old high school friend really twisted me sideways. So, I am just thinkin' of me. I guess it's just all about me me me me me. Please please me.
Maybe the lesson is I don't project everything I might feel on someone else.
OK, fine, fine. I'll play. I'll stick it out there to get chopped off. I'll play but I'll be fair.
Perplexed says to Heather, "So, Heather, let me ask you. Do you get followed around by woodpeckers when you go hiking in the forest, huh? Does that make you a little nervous?"
Heather says back to Perplexed, "Well, no, not anymore than when you go swimming in the ocean you get followed by all those sperm whales! Does that make you nervous, huh? You and Orca would make a cute couple, I think.........."
TEXT I feel really dirty...........TEXT
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Post by abbey on Apr 27, 2004 3:36:53 GMT
Heather's always shown herself to have good humour about what happened to her (if the documentary is to be believed) so why can't we? The only one who is allowed to take "offense" is her, and she woodn't (mispelling intended), so please don't presume to take offense on her behalf. Thanks, PB. We must have watched the documentary. Did she get up and dance and her leg came off? She does seem to be able to make humorous remarks about accident. Now, as regards Bill's nose........now that is no accident. Lucy, is Norwegian Wood a light colored wood? A light coating of orange oil will polish it up prettily and give it a sweet smell, too
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Post by abbey on Apr 27, 2004 3:43:31 GMT
Perplexed says to Heather, "So, Heather, let me ask you. Do you get followed around by woodpeckers when you go hiking in the forest, huh? Does that make you a little nervous?" Heather says back to Perplexed, "Well, no, not anymore than when you go swimming in the ocean you get followed by all those sperm whales! Does that make you nervous, huh? You and Orca would make a cute couple, I think.........." TEXT I feel really dirty........... TEXTHey, Perplexed, when I am suntanning by pool, I have to keep people from rolling me back in and yelling, "Save the whale". The pool folks thought they should add salt to the water so I'd feel right at home ;D
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Post by Perplexed on Apr 27, 2004 4:13:55 GMT
OK, I can sympathize!!!
If I get any bigger, I fear that Traffic Court might put out a bench warrant for my arrest. The charge?: Failure to curb my appetite.
Richard Simmonds found out I had purchased his "Deal-A-Meal" package, and offered to send me double my money back if I wouldn't tell a soul.
I know of elevators that are afraid of me.
Whenever I go horseback riding they always try to put the saddle on me. I don't mind that part as much as those hot metal things they beat into my hands. Giddy-yap.
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Post by PaulBearer on Apr 27, 2004 7:38:51 GMT
Some of you clearly need to keep away from Japanese fishing trawlers, that's all. ;D
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Post by Perplexed on Apr 27, 2004 8:12:57 GMT
I could get a permit for "oversized load......." I bet I could fetch $2.99/lb. at Winn-Dixie's............. Ha-ha-ha, good one Paul Bearer. In any event , I've spent the last year or so "caught in the net".............. ;D
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