i find the thought that JPM has never left us extremely encouraging....false hope?
imagine him coming out of hiding and explaining the whole mess from HIS vantage point?
"barbaric yarp"??
A) They have to wait for the term of the contracts, or legal time barriers, whatever they are,
to exhaust their specified term.
B) They have to clear it with the various (but unknown) "agencies" that
may have been involved. [Flash and roll eyes, give knowing look, put tongue against upper gum line.]
C) They need to check with billy a.k.a William to see if it's OK with both he and his family, though perhaps not ex-wife.
D) They need to plan and execute some kind of "double blind" survey/ field test of the possible reactions that could ensue perforce such a public disclosure.
E) A modality of revelation would need to be chosen and designed, with a eye on avoiding
unwarranted scandal or public stupidity. Neither warranted scandal nor private stupidity need be seen as deterrents.
F) In case this causes the Earth to stop spinning, or world wide Revolution beginning in
Bald Knob Arkansas, a Plan "B" will be needed as a quick alternative to a rapidly aborted
Plan "A".
G) It would be helpful in advance to cultivate support from Oprah, Ellen, Leno, and even Conan. Bypass Letterman; allow his pithy indignation to bloom as it would actually help the situation by stimulating an ongoing stream of verbal denouncement. Coming from Dave, such would be seen only as his manner of cynical empathy, a peculiar irony he alone possesses.
Forget about European television; if you "have" America, you have the world. Forget about "The View"; they have their own problems over there; one is served best by not getting ensconced in the latest Trump/Rosie/Walters stinkfest.
If the world can handle a bald Brittany, then finding out about a Double Paul should be no big stretch. It wouldn't stop the world from spinning.
But, if it were to, I feel sure that
somewhere there is just the right Spin Doctor to give it a little nudge back spinning in the right direction.
And, then, having considered all, ask the question one more time, "Is this a good time to do this, committee people?"
And, it may feel like another "no"to the decision makers. So, it's another year to wait, another postponement.
Well, why not, there's always 2009, 2010. What's the hurry?
And besides, look at Youtube; it seems to be doing a pretty good job already, with it's member generated "viral mass-marketing" video offerings.
Face it. By the time anybody ever "decides to come forward and tell all", the public reaction might be that they already know.........
